Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.
I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!
I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.
I’m Captain America.
A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.
I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.
I’m Iron Man.
I AM HERCULES
Well crap…I’m 1980’s version of Will Graham. - I’m an FBI profiler on Hannibal Lecter’s Rolodex…
These 12 Bizarre Subway Ads Aren't From An Alternate Reality
So my friends are horrible enablers who bought me a pile of Steam games for my birthday. I’ve taken the past few days to get lost in Fallout 3 and really digging the asthetic. So have some rough sketch art before I get sucked in again.
Farewell everyone - I’m off to the Captail Wasteland. See ya’ll in a few weeks.
No, these subway ads aren’t from an alternate reality at all. They’re from history. And yes, that does appear to be a child laying in a pool of his own blood, while a man walks over to make sure he’s really dead.
Well…THAT explains a lot.
Anonymous said: "spoopy" is just a bastardized "spooky", hopefully that's helpful? it's equivalent to "good" in that context specifically since among the sleep is a horror game.
Thanks - I knew it was a bastardized spooky but wasn’t sure if it changed the meaning. Like if it was a derpy spooky or a genuine spooky.
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
The Cars movie universe always makes my head hurt when I try to make sense of it all.
Where do the cars come from? Do they sexually reproduce? Are they made in factories? If that’s the case then who made the factories?
This just…deepens the mystery.
Doors around the World
I don’t know why but I love photos of fancy doors and street views.