A rough approximation of me in every single damn autograph line ever.  I’m sure most folks who’ve signed stuff for me think I’m mentally challenged. Though everyone’s been very nice about it. 

There is a very very good reason why I’ve worked cons for like seven years and only got a few autographs in that time span. The reason is not just being too busy to get in line or not caring about the guests. 

I’m sorry to anyone whose autograph line I’ve ever darkened. I can speak English I assure you. Thank you for not calling security.